thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

silly-luv:

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: malumsau)

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

(Source: alienswerve)

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