littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

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dijonayvevo:

"Remember in 6th grade when you-"

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gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

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lubricates:

excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

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rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

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awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it

awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it

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gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work